Lush For Life - Regular Features - Dear Dr. Belvedere

Dear Dr. Belvedere

Dr. Audrielle Belvedere was a fictional resident Psychoanalyst at Lush For Life’s main headquarters in Tampa. She answers questions sent in by readers by giving blunt, frank and often demented advice.

Readers often complained of extremely odd sexual problems, such as being in love with cartoon characters, only able to be stimulated with metal only being aroused while high on cocaine in women’s bathrooms.

Dr. Belvedere also did not pull her punches. Often calling readers idiots, fat, losers and freaks. Her advice usually ended with suggesting suicide, plastic surgery or simply continuing on with the troubling way of life.

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