Season 3
Episode number | Original airdate | Episode title | Message left on machine |
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301 | 1976-09-24 | “The Fourth Man” | "Hi, just want to put your mind at rest. Found your address book in the theater last week. By the way, Carol's okay, but Linda..." |
302 | 1976-10-01 | “The Oracle Wore a Cashmere Suit” | "Teddy's Tree House. You've won free landscaping services for one full year. We'll mow your lawn, top your tree, mulch, seed, fertilize, and feed. Isn't that wonderful?" |
303 | 1976-10-08 | “The Family Hour” | "Hey, Jim, it's Frank. Me and Ellie's down here for our convention. Can't wait to see you. Should be over at your place about 1 AM. Banzai, buddy. |
304 | 1976-10-15 | “Feeding Frenzy” | "Hi, this is the Happy Pet Clinic. Your father gave us this number when he left town. The calico stray had six kittens. Please come get them. Today!" |
305 | 1976-11-05 | “Drought at Indianhead River” | "Jim, thanks for taking little Billy fishing, he had a great time. Turns out he really wasn't seasick. Um, have you ever had chicken pox?" |
306 | 1976-11-12 | “Coulter City Wildcat” | "It's Shirley at the Plant and Pot. There's just no easy way to tell you this, Jim. We did everything we could. Your fern died." |
307 | 1976-11-19 | “So Help Me God” | "Dr. Souter's office. This is the third time you've cancelled. Now, you have to have that root canal. A sore foot has nothing to do with your mouth." |
308 | 1976-11-26 | “Rattlers’ Class of ‘63” | "Gene's 24 Hour Emergency Plumbing. Your water heater's blown? We'll have somebody out there Tuesday. Thursday at the latest." |
309 | 1976-12-10 | “Return to the Thirty-Eighth Parallel” | "Tompkins at Guaranteed Insurance. About your burglary claim. Major loss all right. Funny you remembered to file, but you didn't remember to pay your premium." |
310 | 1976-12-17 | “Piece Work” | "This is Dr. Souter's office again, regarding that root canal. The doctor is in his office...waiting. He's beginning to dislike you." |
311 | 1976-12-24 | “The Trouble With Warren | "Jimmy, it's Phil in Puerto Rico. This is real important. Talked to Mr., he'll pay $20,000. Call him at ." |
312 | 1977-01-07 | “There’s One in Every Port” | "Bummer! I call up with some good vibes and some positive energies and I talk to a robot? Forget you, man!" |
313 | 1977-01-14 | “Sticks and Stones May Break Your Bones, But Waterbury Will Bury You” | "This is the Department of the Army. Our records show that you are the "Rockford, James" who failed to turn in his service automatic in May 1953. Contact us at once." |
314 | 1977-01-21 | “The Trees, the Bees and T.T. Flowers” — Part 1 | "Jimmy, old buddy, buddy. It's Angel! You know they allow you one phone call? Well, this is it." |
315 | 1977-01-28 | “The Trees, the Bees and T.T. Flowers” — Part 2 | "Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?" |
316 | 1977-02-11 | “The Becker Connection” | "Hi, um, I'm confused. Is this Dial-A-Prayer? Well, should I call back when the reverend's in the office, or what?" |
317 | 1977-02-18 | “Just Another Polish Wedding” | "George Devon, Malibu Space Watch. Had three sightings last week. You see anything unusual? Television reception interrupted? Call 555-1313." |
318 | 1977-02-25 | “New Life, Old Dragons” | "It's Pete. Hope you enjoyed using the cabin last week. Only next time leave the trout in the refrigerator, huh? Not in the cupboard." |
319 | 1977-03-11 | “To Protect and Serve” — Part 1 | "This is Dusty, your father's friend. So you helped me move, that's it? See if maybe I don't like the new place? See if maybe there's some painting to be done?" |
320 | 1977-03-18 | “To Protect and Serve” — Part 2 | "This is incredible. Do you know last night I had one of my dreams? I dreamed that if I called you, you wouldn't be home. And you're not." |
321 | 1977-03-25 | “Crack Back” | "This is Doctor Souter. My nurse tells me you've blown four root canal appointments. Well, you're finished in this office." |
322 | 1977-04-01 | “Dirty Money, Black Light” | "This is Toby. I forgot what I was calling for. Your recording is so boring. Spike it with some humor, some personality. Something." |
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