Randy Chestnut

Randy Chestnut

Randall Jay Chestnut is an American stand-up comedian, writer, and actor.

He is noted for his wide-ranging subject matter, physicality, and sarcasm. Among other topics, he often focuses on American politics. Once, when asked what he'd do if he were mayor of Madison, Wisconsin, he replied,

I'd do photo ops with Marilyn Manson and underprivileged children while my contributors continued to dump toxic waste in the rivers of Third World nations, then go home and do lines off the bare back of my 19-year-old Malaysian concubine. You know, like a real politician.

Throughout his career, his material has also focused on his support of LGBT rights and his criticism of religion.