Great Lies to Tell Small Kids (2005) is Andy Riley's third book of cartoons, following his bestsellers The Book of Bunny Suicides and Return of the Bunny Suicides.
Another volume of cartoons in the same vein followed in October 2006, Loads More Lies to Tell Small Kids.
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Famous quotes containing the words lies, small and/or kids:
“Hast ever ben in Omaha
Where rolls the dark Missouri down,
Where four strong horses scarce can draw
An empty wagon through the town?
Where sand is blown from every mound
To fill your eyes and ears and throat;
Where all the steamboats are aground,
And all the houses are afloat?...
If not, take heed to what I say,
You’ll find it just as I have found it;
And if it lies upon your way
For God’s sake, reader, go around it!”
—For the State of Nebraska, U.S. public relief program (1935-1943)
“We two are left:
I with small grace reveal
distaste and bitterness;
you with small patience
take my hands.”
—Hilda Doolittle (1886–1961)
“The one regret I have about my own abortions is that they cost money that might otherwise have been spent on something more pleasurable, like taking the kids to movies and theme parks.”
—Barbara Ehrenreich (b. 1941)