Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset - Plot

Plot

Paris Hilton is coming to town and the girls are all abuzz. They are also all amazed to find that studious Wendy has no idea who Paris Hilton is. The girls drag Wendy to the mall for the opening of Paris's store, Stupid Spoiled Whore. Liberated Wendy is shocked by the objectification of women and how her friends are buying into the "spoiled whore" persona. After the store opening Hilton takes off from South Park in her limousine chattering mindlessly on her cell phone while her dog, miserable with its existence, retrieves the chauffeur's gun and commits suicide. Distraught, she sees Butters playing and decides she has to have him for her new pet. Despite her chauffer pointing out Butters is somebody's child, she decides to find his parents so that she can buy him and keep him.

Wendy vents her many frustrations with what the store represents to her father, who accompanies her to Hilton's shop. While initially appalled, he is quickly manipulated by the women of South Park into acquiescence and vows to make Wendy "the stupidest, most spoiled whore of them all!"

Bebe organizes a "Stupid Spoiled Whore Party" at her house, but refuses to invite Wendy because she is not whorish enough. Wearing skimpy outfits to school, Bebe and the girls make suggestive invitations to the boys, who look more frightened than excited. Cartman, wanting to be cool keeps walking by the girls wanting an invitation and when none comes after several attempts yells at and flips off the girls and then later tries to crash their party.

Meanwhile, Butters has been dressed up as a bear and is being called "Mr Biggles". He introduces Paris Hilton to his parents. Hilton offers them $200 million in exchange for Butters; while Mr. and Mrs. Stotch discuss Hilton's proposal in private, Ms. Hilton herself passes out on Butters' bed in a short skirt. The naïve Butters pokes curiously at Hilton's vagina, believing it to be an animal that lives in her pants. Upon coming to, Hilton accepts the Stotchs’ counteroffer of $250 million. Butters does not want to live with her, but Stephen tells him that if he can raise the $250 million himself he can stay. Butters tries coal mining (digging in the back yard) while the offer is finalised.

At Bebe's party, the girls’ attempts to act like stupid, spoiled whores terrify the boys, most of whom attempt to run away. Cartman arrives dressed very California casual and tries to enter the party but is rebuffed when twice in a row he makes up the name of the girl who apparently invited him, only for one with a matching name to appear and deny having invited him.

Wendy in the meantime has gone to Mr. Garrison's home to seek the advice of the biggest whore she knows, Mr. Slave, who she hopes will teach her how to become a whore like all the other girls. Mr. Slave is shocked that the girls are emulating someone like Paris Hilton and explains to Wendy that being a whore is inherent, not learned. Mr. Slave then rushes off to the party to explain to the girls that they should not emulate someone as disgusting and worthless as Paris Hilton.

Butters escapes from Paris Hilton after seeing pictures of her former pets' suicide scenes, including Tinkerbell the chihuahua (who shot himself), Patches the Poodle (who hanged himself), Scrambles the collie (who slashed his wrists in a bathtub) and Cuddles the Beagle (who committed seppuku with a katana). Terrified, he attempts to flee—right into Bebe's ongoing party. Hilton, chasing after the child she only sees as her pet, rushes in just in time to hear Mr. Slave telling all the girls that even though Paris Hilton is rich and glamorous, she is really a talentless nobody, while Cartman sneaks in. Paris and Mr. Slave commence to argue over who is the bigger whore, and Paris challenges Mr. Slave to a Whore-Off.

At the Whore-Off, Hilton begins with a variety of sex acts, finishing by stuffing an entire pineapple up her vagina. Mr. Slave counters by removing his pants, jumping on top of Hilton and jamming her entire body into his rectum. Mr. Slave silences the amazed crowd with an impassioned speech that parents need to teach their kids to have better role models than Paris Hilton. The girls, seeing the error of their ways, make up with Wendy, while Butters is happy to have escaped from Hilton's clutches. Mr. Slave's speech seems to touch all of the adults of South Park, except for Butters' parents, who are still upset for not receiving $250 million. True to form, Butters's father informs Butters that he is grounded, and (also true to form) Butters is disappointed with both his parents for not being joyful at his return and with himself for failing to inspire said joy in them.

Meanwhile, Paris is still stuck inside of Mr. Slave's anus. To her dazed surprise, she is greeted by the Frog King, who tells her to journey through Mr. Slave. This is a reference to the misadventures of Lemmiwinks in the episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance".